Misc. Business Cartoons - Glasbergen Cartoon Service

$I promised you a better paycheck. It\'s printed with soy ink on recycled paper.$

$Before we make a hiring decision, we\'ll be checking your Facebook page for bad behavior. We\'re looking for someone who would be fun at our office parties.$

$Please continue to hold. This call may be monitored for quality purposes. Of course, if we really cared about quality, we\'d hire more people to answer the phones.$

$I clawed my way to the top of the corporate ladder, but I couldn\'t get back down and they had to call the Fire Department.$

$I can\'t believe my boss is such an idiot. I thought he was brilliant when he hired me!$

$As a compromise, you can keep your job but we\'ll send your paycheck overseas.$

$It\'s your attitude, not your aptitude that determines your altitude. That\'s the philosophy that got me kicked out of pilot school$

$Like any workplace, we have our share of disputes, personality conflicts and bad behavior. Ideally, we\'re looking for an office manager with previous experience running a daycare.$

$I underpay my employees, use unethical tax strategies and pollute the environment, but it\'s OK -- I outsource my guilt to a firm overseas.$