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Misc. Business Cartoons

If life gives you lemons, create a phony lemon shortage to inflate prices, then sell them to a gullible public for a quick profit.
The computer is tired of you taking all the credit and it's demanding half of you paycheck.
Ever have one of those days when you're not sure whether you're in the zone, out of the box, under the gun, over the hump or behind the curve?
I\'m convinced that all corporations are evil, but Bruce Wayne says free market capitalism is the only thing that can save the world.
You handled the audit so well, we\'re promoting you from Accounts Receivable to Accounts Deceivable.
Bring Someone Else's Child To Work Day. You wouldn't want your own kid to see what you go through every day!
It was built during the Cold War. It is 30 feet underground with thick, solid concrete walls. If it can protect you from nuclear weapons, it can protect you from a tax audit.
On one hand, I\'m troubled that one of my employees is using medical marijuana. On the other hand, it\'s nice that someone is actually laughing at my jokes.
Always cover your mouth when you cough or sneeze. I don't want anyone to catch your bad attitude.
My greatest strength is my ability to see the big picture. I grew up in a town with a drive-in movie theater.
I\'ve joined a cult that believes in high quality products, superior customer service and responsible corporate behavior. You should come to one of our meetings.
Our financial outlook is improving. The price of red ink just went down.
I can complete the project under budget and ahead of schedule, but you\'ll need to allocate additional time and money for that.
Yes, we have an early retirement program. We withhold two dollars from each paycheck to buy you a lottery ticket.
We\'ve got 57 team managers, 36 project coordinators and 42 concept implementors. Not bad for a company with only 18 employees!
I stopped to smell the roses. When I came back 15 minutes later, my company was bankrupt, my money was gone and all of my customers were suing me.
I'm pleased with the results of your drug test. We found traces of greed, tenacity and ambition in your urine!
Are you ready to start investing or do you want to keep throwing your money away on food, clothing and shelter?
You\'ll get a paycheck every Friday, a place to stay dry when it rains, free music in the elevators, heat in the winter, air conditioning in the summer. All part of our generous employee benefits program!
She brushed out my tangles, shampooed my fur and trimmed my nails. I think they\'re grooming me for a management position.
When I said it's time to step up to the plate, I didn't mean go to lunch early!

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