Misc. Business Cartoons - Glasbergen Cartoon Service

$If you keep working until you\'re 85, you can afford an early retirement.$

$I\'m not selling galvanized industrial plumbing fixtures. I\'m selling the galvanized industrial plumbing fixtures experience!$

$I\'ll keep your resume on file, but I don\'t have much need for an information systems analyst at this time.$

$Once a week, we make the coffee with chicken soup instead of water. That\'s our healthcare plan.$

$If at first you don\'t succeed, press 1. If life gives you lemons, press 2. If you\'re a squeaky wheel that needs to be greased, press 3. If your actions don\'t speak louder than words, press 4. If you have all of your eggs in one basket, press 5.$

$This call may be monitored or recorded for quality assurance purposes. If we don\'t like the quality of your call, you will be enrolled in our Customer Training Seminar.$

$Some people call me a visionary. Actually, I\'m just someone who hallucinates from too much coffee.$