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How long have you been an emoji and what can you bring to our corporate communications program?
This office can\'t function when you\'re gone. We lost 10 of our biggest clients, 16 people resigned and we filed for bankruptcy while you were in the rest room.
For those of you going off to work, today\'s forecast calls for 8 to 10 inches of paperwork...
I don\'t know what sort of salary you\'re offering, but on my last job I made a lot of dough!
We're installing a USB port so it's easier to recharge you after lunch.
It has come to my attention that the building is on fire. Let\'s set up a meeting for next week to decide what sort of action we might take to deal with this crisis.
Please hold for the next customer service agent. This call may be recorded to play back to your mother if you use bad words.
Everyone laughed and called me a fool, but I\'ve spent the past 30 years watching my helium stocks go up!
I fired a computer today. Damn, that felt good!
For 20 years, you\'ve been our most valuable intern. Isn\'t that better than being just another ordinary salaried employee?
Larry, do you remember where we buried our hidden agenda?
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I'd like to give you a raise and promotion, but that wouldn't be fair to others who don't stay late or work as hard as you.
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We do not have a bias toward younger applicants. It wasn\'t necessary to write your resume in crayon.
I'd like to make enough money to be hated, but not despised.
I found the problem. Auto-correct changed $4,327,812.43 to Fort Leon hates elves and trees.
I am not a lazy bum. I am a potential workaholic with extraordinary stress management skills!
While you were napping at your desk, we drained all of your blood and replaced it with coffee.
And this is where we build up speed to help us climb the next hill.

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