Misc. Business Cartoons - Glasbergen Cartoon Service

$As a compromise, you can keep your job but we\'ll send your paycheck overseas.$

$You were my imaginary friend and we had some great times. But I haven\'t heard from you since I was five years old and now you show up and expect me to give you a job?$

$I\'ll be a little late for our meeting. I\'m trying to download some enthusiasm from the cloud.$

$Have you ever been arrested for shoplifting? We\'re looking for someone who can help us steal customers from our competition.$

$If you pay your invoice on time, it will mess up our accounting system, so it\'s better if you keep paying late.$

$There is always room for improvement. It\'s a small room with no windows or distractions. We already moved your things.$

$If they don\'t respond to our \'final demand\' for payment, send them our \'absolute final demand for payment\'. If they don\'t respond to that, send them our \'final absolute final demand for payment\'.$

$My employer is paying for the surgery. I\'m having a speed bump installed between my brain and my mouth.$