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If you follow my rules, you will never lose money. Rule #1: Never lose money.
On Mondays, I get ready to plan my week. On Tuesdays, I plan my week. On Wednesdays, I revise my plan for the week. On Thursdays, I put my plan for the week into my computer. On Fridays, I think about starting my plan for next week.
If diversity is important to you, I have seven toes on one foot and a mole that looks like Danny from The Partridge Family
Every one of your employees is human. You have a rather narrow definition of 'diversity', don't you?
I'm trying to compare our office staff to a delicious fruit salad.How do I call someone a cantelope without sounding racist?
We can't replace your old computer. That would be age discrimination.
Opportunity texted me, tweeted me, linked to me, friended me, blogged me and spammed me. I was expecting it to knock!
How to increase productivity spend more time at your work space and less time at productivity seminars get back to work!
At this point, something hit the fan, but our code of corporate conduct prevents me from talking about it.
I took 15 minutes to stop and smell the roses. When I came back, my wife was gone, my kids were in jail, my business was bankrupt and all of my plants were dead.
I'm a gift from the Diversity Fairy!
Every one of your employees is human. You have a rather narrow definition of 'diversity', don't you?
We're not selling galvanized steel plumbing washers. We're selling the galvanized steel plumbing washers experience!
Dorothy, we believe that you are the right person to explore emerging markets among the Munchkin population in Oz.
These are the best testimonials we could get?
I've been listening to your motivational programs while you're at work and I've decided to become a Great Dane!
Economics 101 Lesson 1: Don't spend more than you earn. Lesson 2: Don't spend more than you earn...
Obviously, our customers aren't trying hard enough!
But Mom, if I apologize to my competitors, it takes all the fun out of capitalism!
Nobody attended the Effective Communications Seminar. They didn't understand the invitation.
Your office has a critical morale problem. My advice is to go from desk to desk licking people's faces.

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