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Neat Document-Randy Glasbergen, P.O. Box 797, Sherburne, N.Y. 13460. Phone: 607-316-4707. E-MAIL: randy@glasbergen.com Sports
Neat Document-Randy Glasbergen, P.O. Box 797, Sherburne, N.Y. 13460. Phone: 607-316-4707. E-MAIL: randy@glasbergen.com Sports
Any other collateral besides your heart of gold and million-dollar smile?
I\'m fluent in several languages. I speak schmooze, spin, evasion, bull and old fashioned common sense.
It\'s difficult to place a value on my company. Which is worth more, a million shareholders or a million Twitter followers?
Every day at work, I swim with the sharks, run with the wolves and fly with the eagles –– but I\'m still 30 pounds overweight!?
Good meeting. I totally agree with everything you didn't say.
I actually have nothing to say, so my presentation should only last an hour or two.
You can get a discount on company health insurance if you let your coworkers diagnose you with information they find on the Internet.
A motion has been made and seconded that this should be one of those meetings where nothing actually gets done.
I've been promoted to Executive Director of Sticky Note Management and Distribution.
I've been promoted to Executive Director of Personal Energy Management Resources. I'm in charge of coffee and doughnuts.
If elected, I promise to restore the people's faith in dishonest government!
To achieve acknowledgement by another person, one must not authorize validity to the prospect of inherent discourse which has the potential to assume its own essential missive within the very milieu of the intrinsic delivery of the indended exchange. That is the key to the clear and effective communication!
My #1 goal is to always speak well of others. My #2 goal is to make sure I don\'t end up like the rest of those losers in my department.
The last thing I remember, I was sitting in a staff meeting. Apparently, I died of boredom.
Of course we employ people with disabilities! Dan can't make a decision, Tina is a chronic whiner, Zack can't stop talking, Kathy has no sense of humor, Tim can't sell....
In your employment contract, you agreed to work for 100k.
I want you to start using the new software. It's 25% softer than the old software.
I\'d like to apologize for asking you to step outside of your comfort zone.
I had a pretty good day. For a little while, my computer and I were both functional at the same time.

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