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$Why can\'t I deposit leftovers into my IRA? I\'ll need to eat something when I retire!$

$On your last day of work, you get to keep all the returnable cans and bottles in the break room. That\'s our pension plan.$

$I have 40% of my portfolio invested in fire. I think it\'s the technology of the future!$

$Here\'s our new retirement plan –– At age 65, we\'ll get divorced then marry other people who planned better.$

$If they don\'t respond to our \'final demand\' for payment, send them our \'absolute final demand for payment\'. If they don\'t respond to that, send them our \'final absolute final demand for payment\'.$

$We can\'t think about bankruptcy until we\'ve explored all of our options. Do you still have that e-mail from the Nigerian prince?$

$If you keep working until you\'re 85, you can afford an early retirement.$

$Everyone laughed and called me a fool, but I\'ve spent the past 30 years watching my helium stocks go up!$

$You\'re well prepared for your retirement years. Now let\'s talk about any expenses you may incur in your eternal afterlife.$

$It\'s time to get serious about our retirement fund. You collect all of our returnable bottles and I\'ll look for loose change in the sofa!$