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For a healthier economy, I recommend a fitness program of high-intensity interval spending.
I have 1000 TV remote batteries, 2500 bags of potato chips and 3000 bottles of beer saved for my retirement. Do I need anything else?
You will want to get a hobby after you retire. Hunting and gathering might be good.
I reviewed your investments and set you up for early retirement. On your last day of work, you can afford to leave at 4:30 instead of 5:00.
My advice, Cinderella, is pay sales tax on the pumpkin before it changes into a golden carriage.
The good news is, nobody will ever hate you for being rich.
Here\'s our new retirement plan –– At age 65, we\'ll get divorced then marry other people who planned better.
Here\'s our new retirement plan –– At age 65, we\'ll get divorced then marry other people who planned better.
You found a dime on the sidewalk and didn\'t invest it. Does this mean you\'ve changed your mind about retiring someday?
Stocks plummeted today to a near-record low because that\'s what stocks do sometimes.
Since I started couponing, I\'ve purchased 18 companies and spent only $23.49!
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The bad news is, the market threw a wrench into your retirement plans. The good news is, you can probably sell the wrench for $10 on eBay!
The bank found suspicious activity on my credit card. It was being used responsibly to buy necessary things.
My short-term goal is to keep some of my paycheck until Tuesday. My long-term goal is to keep some of my paycheck until Friday.
I\'d like to go into politics when I grow up. When are we going to learn some fuzzy math?
For a healthier economy, I recommend a fitness program of high-intensity interval spending.
People hate the rich. I need to make some bad investments, bankrupt my company, fire everyone and go out of business so people will like me again.
After investing as much as possible over the past 25 years, I think it\'s time to rollover my retirement fund into pizza and a movie.
This toy company looks like a good investment. Their board of directors includes Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, Mother Goose and the Great Pumpkin.
My short-term goal is to keep some of my paycheck until Tuesday. My long-term goal is to keep some of my paycheck until Friday.

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