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Sometimes the best investments are the ones you don't make. Let's go with that strategy and see where it takes us.
Any other collateral besides your heart of gold and million-dollar smile?
At age 65, I'm having my age legally changed to 22 so I can start saving for my retirement.
After investing as much as possible over the past 25 years, I think it's time to rollover my retirement fund into pizza and a movie.
Your grandmother sent you $5 for your birthday. Put it in the bank for a very long time and someday it will be worth $2.
You're confused. That means I explained it properly.
I finally put something aside for my retirement. I put aside my plans to retire.
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You will want to get a hobby after you retire. Hunting and gathering might be good.
My husband and I don't live together. He lives in Spend City and I live in Frugalville.
My short-term goal is to keep some of my paycheck until Tuesday. My long-term goal is to keep some of my paycheck until Friday.
You need more time to prepare for retirement. Sign this to legally change your age to 25.
I'm wealthy beyond my wildest dreams. Unfortunately, my dreams were never very wild.
The computer is tired of you taking all the credit and it's demanding half of you paycheck.
I reviewed your investments and set you up for early retirement. On your last day of work, you can afford to leave at 4:30 instead of 5:00.
Only a total idiot would recommend blue chips. Everybody knows yellow chips taste better with salsa!
The bad news is, the market threw a wrench into your retirement plans. The good news is, you can probably sell the wrench for $10 on eBay!
If you had taken tomorrow
iThe bad news is, the market threw a wrench into your retirement plans. The good news is, you can probably sell the wrench for $10 on eBay!
No, you haven

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