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The bad news is, the market threw a wrench into your retirement plans. The good news is, you can probably sell the wrench for $10 on eBay!
You found a dime on the sidewalk and didn't invest it. Does this mean you've changed your mind about retiring someday?
Explain to me again why enjoying life when I retire is more important than enjoying life now.
Papa Bear
I'd like an all-natural, hypoallergenic, gluten-free mortgage with a low-carbon footprint prepared with recycled soy ink in a peanut-safe environment.
Your grandmother sent you $5 for your birthday. Put it in the bank for a very long time and someday it will be worth $2.
I'm looking for a fierce negotiator to protect my interests against a formidable adversary. My kid wants a raise in his allowance.
I work 80 hours a week and you work 90 hours a week --- but we earn too much to be classified as a 'working family'.
We might hang on a bit longer if we get a second mortgage on our house, the dog's house, the bird house and Barbie's house.
The government owes trillions of dollars. Being in debt is how I show my patriotism.
Why can't I deposit leftovers into my IRA? I'll need to eat something when I retire!
Some people are filthy rich. That's why the government wants to take them to the cleaners.
I reviewed your investments and set you up for early retirement. On your last day of work, you can afford to leave at 4:30 instead of 5:00.
Bonds are a great investment. I sold a vintage 007 doll on eBay for $900!
Only a total idiot would recommend blue chips. Everybody knows yellow chips taste better with salsa!
If you had taken tomorrow's advice yesterday, you'd be rich today!
You found a dime on the sidewalk and didn't invest it. Does this mean you've changed your mind about retiring someday?
The bad news is, the market threw a wrench into your retirement plans. The good news is, you can probably sell the wrench for $10 on eBay!
Explain to me again why enjoying life when I retire is more important than enjoying life now.
Papa Bear's investments were too risky. Mama Bear's investments were too safe. But Baby Bear's investments were juuuuuuuust right!
Sometimes the best investments are the ones you don't make. Let's go with that strategy and see where it takes us.

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