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Weight Loss / Dieting / Healthy Eating

Diet Cheesecake: Mix cream cheese, sugar, eggs and vanilla in large bowl. Run 10 miles. Pour mixture into pan and bake at 375.
Do you want regular bottled water, low-fat water, zero-carb water, gluten-free water, peanut-safe water or free range water?
Diet pizza is the same as regular pizza, but you have them deliver it to the wrong house.
A chocolate brownie looks sort of like a giant crouton, so it's almost a salad!
What fits your busy schedule better, exercising one hour a day or being dead 24 hours a day?
I get impatient when I\'m dieting. I\'m very good at losing wait.
Brain tissue is mostly made of fat. Gaining weight in college makes you smarter.
If global warming can melt millions of tons of polar ice, why can't it melt 10 pounds of body fat?
We don\'t have water. Would you like to try our new Crispy Aqua Nuggets?
Do you promise to love, honor, cherish, get plenty of fiber in your diet, walk for 30 to 60 minutes every day, limit your intake of sugar, fat and alcohol....
I must have a slow metabolism. I caught a snowflake on my tongue and gained 3 pounds!
My doctor says fish is the best food for weight loss so I ordered an anchovy pizza.
I found an appetite suppressant that actually works. It's called FOOD!
I'm recommending weight loss surgery. After you remove a couple of potato chips, sew the bag shut.
I have sensitive teeth. If I don't eat enough chocolate, they get depressed.
A hot fudge sundae counts as a salad if you replace the cherry with a crouton.
New excuses for cheating on your diet $1.00
I have metal fillings in my teeth. My refrigerator magnets keep pulling me into the kitchen. That\'s why I can\'t lose weight!
More walking, less flying.
I stay healthy by following a strict vegetarian diet –– nothing but coffee and cigarettes!
The stock market bounced back today on rumors that bouncing is a great way to burn calories and lose weight...

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