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Weight Loss / Dieting / Healthy Eating

If I gain 10 pounds, I'll have the incentive I need to stick to my diet.
I'm sorry to hear that your diet died. I made a lasagna for the memorial service.
I'm on the Copycat Diet. I follow my doctor to lunch and order whatever he's having.
I work 12 hours a day, I exercise 7 days a week, I prepare healthy meals at home instead of going out and it's all paying off. I'm finally too tired to care about being perfect!
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There's a thin person inside me screaming to get out. No, wait –– he's yelling for me to order a pizza!
The Mind Blowing Italian Feast Platter comes with your choice of guilt, regret or defiance.
Heads, I eat what I like and hate myself. Tails, I eat what I hate and like myself.
If a 200 pound man burns more calories at rest than a 150 pound man, shouldn't I try to gain weight and rest more?
You don't make patients feel guilty about cancer. You don't make patients feel guilty about Parkinson's. You don't make patients feel guilty about Alzheimer's. Why are you making me feel guilty about diabetes?
Don't talk to me about exercise. I swam every day for nine months and still I was born with chubby thighs!
Healthy food is expensive. Can you write me a prescription for groceries?
Inside me, there's a skinny person screaming to get out. No wait, she's yelling at me to order a pizza!
The handle on your recliner does not qualify as an exercise machine.
You told me to eat 5 fruits and vegetables every day. Today I had 3 raisins and 2 peas.
The good news, it's OK to eat butter after all. The bad news, it's not OK to eat any of the things you like to put butter on.
The Mediterranean Diet is supposed to be very healthy. Can you write me a prescription for a vacation in Greece?
Heads, fat is bad and carbs are good. Tails, fat is good and carbs are bad.
I hide my cat's pill in a little piece of cheese. That's also how I get my husband to eat peas and lima beans.
I started working out and lost 6 inches from my waist, 4 inches from my hips and added 3 inches to my smile!
Too bad it was a typo. I was doing pretty well on the low-crab diet!

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