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Fitness and Exercise

God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change without a remote control.
Two hours in our waiting room with a bunch of coughing people and screaming children. That was your stress test.
Some people are pear shaped, some are shaped more like a strawberry. You are apple shaped, so you
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The handle on your recliner does not qualify as an exercise machine.
Bicycling is a great way to lose weight. Swallowing bugs for an hour will spoil your appetite.
My hamster ran on his wheel every day and died when he was 6 months old. Explain to me again how cardio is going to help me live longer.
I started working out and lost 6 inches from my waist, 4 inches from my hips and added 3 inches to my smile!
If my workout burns 2500 calories a day and I reduce my food intake by 2500 calories a day, in just one week, I'll be thin enough to be carried off in a size six straight jacket.
I blame my weight on bad genetics. I was born with a mouth and a stomach.
For a healthier economy, I recommend a fitness program of high-intensity interval spending.
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On Monday, Wednesday and Friday, I lift weights for 2 hours. On Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday, I run 10 miles. On Sunday, I use yoga to kick myself in the head for overdoing it again.
Let's take a walk together. You do two miles and I'll follow you on Twitter.
Stop resting in peace and start getting some exercise.
Warning: The following program contains 17 food commercials. Dieters are strongly advised to turn off the TV and go for a walk.
One diet doctor told me to eat more fruit, nuts and grains. Another told me to eat more meat, fish and cheese. Long story short, I gained 40 pounds!
I'm prescribing exercise. Think of it as a stress pill that takes 30 minutes to swallow.
I ran a distance of 15 blocks today. They were Lego blocks, but it's a start!
Everyone is always chasing a dollar. With all that cardio, you'd think the economy would be healthier!
If you run with the wolves, soar with the eagles and swim with the sharks, I won't have to pay for a company fitness program.

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