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Fitness and Exercise

I swam 32,847 laps today and I'm still stressed out!
Snow White is the fairest in the land, but she runs 25 miles a week, spends hours in the gym and eats nothing but rice cakes and salad!
The size is a little awkward for phone calls, but texting gives me a good workout!
Actually, I'd rather chase the ball than go for a walk. Sprinting is the best way to firm up flabby glutes!
Our diet spaghetti is exactly the same as our regular spaghetti, except you plant, cultivate, harvest and grind your own wheat.
Of course I think about death. I'd like to die young at a very old age.
I used to chew before swallowing, but it felt too much like exercise
The weight lifting book didn't say how long you should rest between sets, but six weeks is probably too long.
Every morning I think about going for a long walk. At least my brain is getting some exercise!
Explain it to me one more time. Why do you need $200 walking shoes, but I have to do 5 miles in bare feet?
Vigorous exercise can improve your mood. It's hard to feel blue when your cheeks are pink!
Diet Cheesecake: Mix cream cheese, sugar, eggs and vanilla in large bowl. Run 10 miles. Pour mixture into pan and bake at 375.
I started exercising because I had a close brush with death – my wife threatened to kill me if I didn't get off the couch!
My doctor told me to walk 5 days a week. The other 2 days, I guess you're supposed to carry me.
Do you promise to love, honor, cherish, get plenty of fiber in your diet, walk for 30 to 60 minutes every day, limit your intake of sugar, fat and alcohol....
I can eat as much as I want. Tail wagging counts as cardio!
You're lucky to only have two legs. Hating my thighs is a full-time job!
I don't have time to jog or lift weights. If it weren't for smoking, my lungs wouldn't get any exercise at all!
Mall walking burns 300 calories per hour, which will automatically be gained back by breathing the air in the food court!
I've started sending more text messages. My doctor says I need the exercise.
Fitness Experts say your muscles need plenty of rest between workouts. Your last workout was 17 years ago.

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