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Assorted Medical, Health, Doctor and Hospital Cartoons

If you are not 100% satisfied with your surgery, the defective organ will be cheerfully refunded.
I'd like you to eat more fruit and vegetables, but they're not covered by your health insurance plan.
All the king's horses and all the king's men helped Humpty sign up for Obamacare.
Good news –– they just developed an artificial heart that runs on cholesterol.
What fits your busy schedule better, exercising one hour a day or being dead 24 hours a day?
If walking is the best exercise, how come zombies don't look healthier?
Laughter is the best medicine, but there's a $50 co-pay.
Have a stuffy nose? Lose some weight. Sore finger? Lose some weight. Chapped lips? Lose some weight. That's pretty much my cure for everything.
I was on workers comp for 18 months to recover from a job injury. After that, I had to go to rehab to cure my addition to daytime TV.
I almost got fired today. A coworker contracted salmonella from one of my half-baked ideas.
I recommend hip replacement surgery for men who aren't as hip as they used to be.
Of course hospital food is terrible. You can't expect to eat like a king on $5,000 a day!
If I gain 10 pounds, I'll have the incentive I need to stick to my diet.
A good retirement fund should include bones, rawhide, beefy treats, a few toys and an assortment of kitchen trash.
I'm on the Copycat Diet. I follow my doctor to lunch and order whatever he's having.
I'm sorry, the computer made an error. You're not influential, you have influenza.
Who picked 'I've Got You Under My Skin' to be our on-hold music?
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