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Assorted Medical, Health, Doctor and Hospital Cartoons

The good news is, you have a heart. The bad news is, it's filled with assorted chocolates.
The county says you\'re not allowed to throw your back out. You have to recycle it.
After we repair your wazoo, I suggest you find a better tax guy.
Our hospital has the very best technology. I'll be using GPS to locate your appendix.
Are you sick and tired of prescription drug advertising on TV? Ask your doctor about Advexx to relieve that sick and tired feeling!
You are a very, very sick man. Ask your family to pray for your insurance company.
Side effects may include hairy lungs, heart giggles, plaid eyeballs, euphoric knees, navel coughing, nostalgia about the future and loss of desire to yodel.
The Mind Blowing Italian Feast Platter comes with your choice of guilt, regret or defiance.
Heads, I eat what I like and hate myself. Tails, I eat what I hate and like myself.
If a 200 pound man burns more calories at rest than a 150 pound man, shouldn\'t I try to gain weight and rest more?
Please moan into the phone. A nurse will determine if you are too sick to work today or just faking it.
Your prescription is $30, but there\'s a $75 co-pay.
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Two hours in our waiting room with a bunch of coughing people and screaming children. That was your stress test.
You have a bleeding heart. Subscribe to National Review and start watching Fox News.
You don\'t make patients feel guilty about cancer. You don\'t make patients feel guilty about Parkinson\'s. You don\'t make patients feel guilty about Alzheimer\'s. Why are you making me feel guilty about diabetes?
Don\'t talk to me about exercise. I swam every day for nine months and still I was born with chubby thighs!
Healthy food is expensive. Can you write me a prescription for groceries?
Who picked \'I\'ve Got You Under My Skin\' to be our on-hold music?
The handle on your recliner does not qualify as an exercise machine.
You have Jethro Tull syndrome. Too old to rock and roll, too young to die.

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