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Assorted Medical, Health, Doctor and Hospital Cartoons

Your new pacemaker comes with Pandora so you can always have a song in your heart.
Your doctor ordered some tests. If you pass, you get to go home. If you fail, you'll have to repeat 9th grade.
Any pain today, not cause by the government, greedy corporations, annoying celebrities or society in general?
Who should take responsibility for protection and contraception, the bird or the bee?
Can you prescribe marijuana to help relieve the boredom of sitting in your waiting room?
Please don't pray for healing. If it works, your insurance won't know who to reimburse and it messes up our accounting system.
You can criticize my weight all you want, but I know for a fact that the middle class is shrinking!
I'm a wife, a mother, a daughter, an executive, a cook, a housekeeper, a teacher, a chauffeur and a soccer coach. That's only 19 pounds per woman!
I'm a wife, a mother, a daughter, an executive, a cook, a housekeeper, a teacher, a chauffeur and a soccer coach. That's only 19 pounds per woman!
I want to reschedule tomorrow's colonoscopy. Let's say we did it yesterday.
I would be a lot healthier if you'd stop finding things wrong with me!
Everyone knows food is bad for you, but I don't know what else to eat!
Your body isn't responding to traditional medicine, so we're bringing in an attorney to sue the virus.
You have all kinds of amazing things in your utility belt...but no condoms?!?
I recommend golfing to all of my patients. Tantrums give you an excellent cardio workout!
It's not easy fitting 60 minutes of exercise into my busy schedule. Today I took 360 ten-second walks.
You can get a discount on company health insurance if you let your coworkers diagnose you with information they find on the Internet.
I already diagnosed myself on the Internet. I'm only here for a second opinion.
I guess I should start exercising again. My treadmill sent me a friend request!
If they can make healthy electronic cigarettes, why can't they make healthy electronic pizza?
You told me to eat more fish, but my weight stays the same no matter how many anchovies I put on my pizza!

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