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Dating & Romance

The dating service finally found someone who meets all of my qualifications. Unfortunately, God doesn't have time for dating.
Thank you for asking, but I'm already married to my phone.
Our relationship is like a lasagna. A layer of love, a layer of anger, a layer of joy, a layer of pain...but all together, not a bad combination!
I'm 180 years old –– of course I lie about my age!
Single white feline. What did you think SWF stands for?
You have all kinds of amazing things in your utility belt...but no condoms?!?
What did you expect? You met me on Match.com!
His profile says he is a single college math professor and his age is listed as 4375 ÷
I met her at speed dating, we had our first fight at speed cheating and we broke up at speed dumping.
Neat Document-Randy Glasbergen, P.O. Box 797, Sherburne, N.V. 13460. Phone: 607-316-4707. E-MAIL: randy@glasbergen.com Entertainment
I'm not racist, but I've never dated a green guy before.
Of course I care about the planet. But I'm not sure I want a pizza made from 100% recycled material.
My wife says I don't have a romantic bone in my body. I'd like a second opinion.
Your online profile said you're into gambling, so I assumed I wouldn't have to wear a condom!
He must have a lot of money. He uses a motivational speaker instead of Viagra.
The sex is ruining our friendship! Our friendship is ruining the sex!
For 18 months, we chatted online and you never mentioned that you're a dog.
I like to get divorced on the first date. There's less to fight about.
If I can't find the perfect ringtone for your calls, I'm afraid I don't see much future for our relationship.
Prince Charming was dating Snow White, Sleeping Beauty and Cinderella. He lived happily ever after until he got caught.
You are what you eat. Order the wild rice.

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