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Dating & Romance

The first date is a lot like a job interview. Remember to bring a copy of your relationship resume and letters of reference from your last three girlfriends.
You've been awfully distant lately. Even my cell phone says you're out of range!
It's our first date, we'd like our stuffed-crust pizza stuffed with breath mints.
For our one-month anniversary, I'm going to give you the perfect love letter. Write down what you want me to say and I'll sign it.
No, Kevin...dating two girls at the same time is called cheating, not multitasking!
Before we start dating, I brought you a note from my doctor. I'm allergic to criticism, jealousy, possessiveness, total honesty, and chick movies.
The dating service finally found someone who meets all of my qualifications. Unfortunately, God doesn't have time for dating.
Are you my knight in shining armor or just another guy with intimacy issues?
Looking deeply into his eyes is so romantic! If I look into her eyes hard enough, I wonder if I can see her brain?
Divorced female seeks male companion for romantic dinners, slow dancing, long walks in the moonlight, and endless bitter conversations about ex-spouses.
Eric and I are trying to keep our office romance a secret. Today he brought me a lovely bouquet of paperclips.
The only thing Cinderella and Price Charming had in common was an interest in ballroom dancing. That's hardly the foundation for a marriage.
After my divorce, I installed one of those new self-patching egos that can't be deflated.
My hobbies are drag racing, world-tour golf, extreme football, flying jets, and kickboxing. On my computer, of course.
His profile says he is a single college math professor and his age is listed as 4375...
Last night Steve and I took our relationship to a deeper level of commitment. We bookmarked each other's web sites!
I tried to write a poem to tell you how I feel about our relationship, but I couldn't find a word that rhymes with AURGH!
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After all these years, I still tingle when you touch me. I'm not sure if it's love or poor circulation.
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