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Dating & Romance

I used to date him. Nice guy, lousy kisser!
I didn't mean to fall in love with a coworker. The IT guys connected our hearts by Bluetooth as a prank!
I would like prime rib with asparagus. My husband would like a bottle of beer, a bag of potato chips and a television.
The special tonight is a squeaky rubber pork chop. That comes with your choice of an old sock or a plate of assorted kitchen trash.
It's a vegetarian seafood restaurant. They let you pick your own lobster and set it free.
When I said I wanted to grow old with you, I meant gradually!
I have a 'delete' button tattooed on my forehead. It helps me forget about my day.
When I told you to set up one evening a week as date night, I meant with each other.
So many people our age are divorced and dating again, they're changing our class reunion to a prom!
I became a bartender because it's a great way to meet women.
Why are you so afraid to commit? Do you really think you're going to meet someone better than me?
Are you my knight in shining armor or just another guy with intimacy issues?
I'm meeting with my lawyer tomorrow. I'mhaving myself legally declared young and sexy!
After all our online chats, I'm happy to finally meet you in person! Me too!
Tell her you like long walks in the country and snuggling on the sofa, but don't mention anything about drinking from the toilet.
I'm not very good at small talk
I can't think of anything interesting to talk about. I'm so boring! She must hate me. A man who actually listens to me! I think I'm in love!
Of course I believe in marriage, Mom. Most of the men I date are married.
Of course I can accept you for who you are. You are someone I need to change.
Most of all, I like a man who can make me laugh.
You should turn off your cell phone on a date...especially if it's smarter and cooler than you are.

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