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She was on vacation for three weeks, but burned up on re-entry.
I don't bring my work phone on vacation. If it's an emergency, call my shell.
We've updated our healthcare plan. If you get sick, we'll send you a Get Well card. If the card doesn't make you feel better, you can sue the card company to pay for your hospital bills.
Yes, I think I have good people skills. What kind of idiot question is that?
I would like you to be more self-reliant, show more initiative and accept greater responsibility -- but check with me first.
We can afford the 3D printer if we use it to print more customers.
I'm sorry, I wasn't listening. Can you repeat everything you've said to me since you started working here?
My boss takes credit for every good thing I do. Rumor has it, he's going to be a mother soon.
That's Shirley's desk. I'm not sure if she's a workaholic or just shy.
If I give you a raise, you'll spend more money. If you spend more money, it will strengthen the economy. If the economy gets stronger, I can hire more people. If I hire more people, one of them might turn out to be an idiot who bankrupts my company. That's why I can't give you a raise!
On Mondays, I get ready to plan my week. On Tuesdays, I plan my week. On Wednesdays, I revise my plan for the week. On Thursdays, I put my plan for the week into my computer. On Fridays, I think about starting my plan for next week.
Just click your heels together and repeat after me! There's no place like vacation, there's no place like vacation, there's no place like vacation....
If diversity is important to you, I have seven toes on one foot and a mole that looks like Danny from The Partridge Family
Every one of your employees is human. You have a rather narrow definition of 'diversity', don't you?
I'm trying to compare our office staff to a delicious fruit salad.How do I call someone a cantelope without sounding racist?
We can't replace your old computer. That would be age discrimination.
How to increase productivity spend more time at your work space and less time at productivity seminars get back to work!
Every one of your employees is human. You have a rather narrow definition of 'diversity', don't you?
Nobody attended the Effective Communications Seminar. They didn't understand the invitation.
Your office has a critical morale problem. My advice is to go from desk to desk licking people's faces.
May I have a copy of my performance review? My mom still gives me $5 for a good report card.

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