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Neat Document-Randy Glasbergen, P.O. Box 797, Sherburne, N.Y. 13460. Phone: 607-316-4707. E-MAIL: randy@glasbergen.com Sports
Good meeting. I totally agree with everything you didn't say.
I actually have nothing to say, so my presentation should only last an hour or two.
You can get a discount on company health insurance if you let your coworkers diagnose you with information they find on the Internet.
A motion has been made and seconded that this should be one of those meetings where nothing actually gets done.
I've been promoted to Executive Director of Sticky Note Management and Distribution.
On your way home, stop at the store to pick up a bag of Dog Chow, a bag of Cat Chow, a bag of Kid Chow and a bag of Parent Chow.
I've been promoted to Executive Director of Personal Energy Management Resources. I'm in charge of coffee and doughnuts.
The last thing I remember, I was sitting in a staff meeting. Apparently, I died of boredom.
Of course we employ people with disabilities! Dan can't make a decision, Tina is a chronic whiner, Zack can't stop talking, Kathy has no sense of humor, Tim can't sell....
In your employment contract, you agreed to work for 100k.
I want you to start using the new software. It's 25% softer than the old software.
I'd like to apologize for asking you to step outside of your comfort zone.
I had a pretty good day. For a little while, my computer and I were both functional at the same time.
I converted my garage to a home office. For tax purposes, my garden mulcher is now a paper shredder, my snow shovel is a mouse pad and my lawn tractor is a company car.
I received a complaint from your computer. You haven't been washing your hands after you use the restroom.
He said our team is suffering from 'paralysis by analysis'. Nobody knows what that means, but if it rhymes it must be very profound!
Thank you for calling. Please leave a message. In case I forget to check my messages, please e-mail and audio file, then send me a Facebook message to remind me to check my e-mail, then text me to make sure I'm on Facebook and call me back to make sure I got your test.
...and you spent 6.35 years of your life deleting spam from your e-mail.
Neat Document-Randy Glasbergen, P.O. Box 797, Sherburne, N.Y. 13460. Phone: 607-316-4707. E-MAIL: randy@glasbergen.com Entertainment
Neat Document-Randy GlaSbergen, P.O. Box 797, Sherburne, N.Y. 13460. Phone: 607-316-4707. E-MAIL: randy@glasbergen.com Technology

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