cartoons for newsletters Archives - Glasbergen Cartoon Service

$There is always room for improvement. It\'s a small room with no windows or distractions. We already moved your things.$

$If they don\'t respond to our \'final demand\' for payment, send them our \'absolute final demand for payment\'. If they don\'t respond to that, send them our \'final absolute final demand for payment\'.$

$My employer is paying for the surgery. I\'m having a speed bump installed between my brain and my mouth.$

$This office can\'t function when you\'re gone. We lost 10 of our biggest clients, 16 people resigned and we filed for bankruptcy while you were in the rest room.$

$For those of you going off to work, today\'s forecast calls for 8 to 10 inches of paperwork...$

$I don\'t know what sort of salary you\'re offering, but on my last job I made a lot of dough!$

$It has come to my attention that the building is on fire. Let\'s set up a meeting for next week to decide what sort of action we might take to deal with this crisis.$

$Some people are pear shaped, some are shaped more like a strawberry. You are apple shaped, so you\'ll have to work harder on your core.$

$My fleas don\'t pay any rent and they have loud parties that keep me awake all night. I want to have them evicted!$

$Everyone laughed and called me a fool, but I\'ve spent the past 30 years watching my helium stocks go up!$

$For 20 years, you\'ve been our most valuable intern. Isn\'t that better than being just another ordinary salaried employee?$