cartoons for newsletters Archives - Glasbergen Cartoon Service

$I\'m wealthy beyond my wildest dreams. Unfortunately, my dreams were never very wild.$

$Our motivational speaker cancelled. He didn\'t feel like getting out of bed today.$

$I\'d love to upgrade to a newer phone, but the antenna makes me look taller!$

$All of my money is tied up in futures - next month\'s rent payment, next week\'s car payment, tomorrow\'s groceries...$

$You were my imaginary friend and we had some great times. But I haven\'t heard from you since I was five years old and now you show up and expect me to give you a job?$

$I have 40% of my portfolio invested in fire. I think it\'s the technology of the future!$

$I\'ll be a little late for our meeting. I\'m trying to download some enthusiasm from the cloud.$

$If a 200 pound man burns more calories at rest than a 150 pound man, shouldn\'t I try to gain weight and rest more?$

$Have you ever been arrested for shoplifting? We\'re looking for someone who can help us steal customers from our competition.$

$If you pay your invoice on time, it will mess up our accounting system, so it\'s better if you keep paying late.$