cartoons for newsletters Archives - Glasbergen Cartoon Service

$My phone looked huge when I first got it, but I think I\'m ready to upgrade to something bigger.$

$Of course we don\'t keep our money in a vault. That\'s the first place robbers look!$

$Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, but he paid attention to his supervisor\'s workplace safety lectures, wore all the proper gear and nothing bad happened.$

$There is nothing in the safety manual that says don\'t sit on the paper shredder!$

$I work 80 hours a week and you work 90 hours a week --- but we earn too much to be classified as a \'working family\'.$

$I was born May 23, 1987. Since that day, millions of babies have followed me into the world. I\'m a natural leader!$

$My husband and I don\'t live together. He lives in Spend City and I live in Frugalville.$

$I work 12 hours a day, I exercise 7 days a week, I prepare healthy meals at home instead of going out and it\'s all paying off. I\'m finally too tired to care about being perfect!$

$We don\'t pay extra for overtime. If you work more than 8 hours a day, we figure you owe us a volume discount.$

$I\'m looking for a fierce negotiator to protect my interests against a formidable adversary. My kid wants a raise in his allowance.$