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$You\'re right, I owe all my success to luck! I\'m lucky that my alarm clock rings at 5:00 so I can get to work before everyone else. I\'m lucky that my car has a CD player so I can listen to self-improvement programs while I commute. I\'m lucky there are electric lights in my office so I can stay late....$

$Don\'t think of me as a 54 year old job applicant. Think of it as getting two 27 year olds for the price of one!$

$They cut our travel budget again. You\'ll have to get to the Denver conference by swivel chair.$

$Business Cartoons: A necktie is basically a noose at one end and a spear at the other end. That\'s got to be a metaphor for something!$

$If you wait long enough, difficult people either quit, retire or die. That\'s my management style.$

$Every minute feels like an hour. Every hour feels like a day. Every day feels like a week. I don\'t think a time management seminar can fix that.$

$If you\'re going to use sports analogies to inspire your team, use football or baseball...not duck, duck goose.$

$We make better apologies and excuses than any other company in our industry and I\'m proud of that!$

$And when you\'re done thinking outside of the box, remember to put the box in the proper recycling bin.$

$There\'s still a lot of backstabbing, but it\'s all done by comptuers now.$

$Right now we\'re only hiring twins. One for the office and a back-up copy for the cloud.$