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$As a compromise, you can keep your job but we\'ll send your paycheck overseas.$

$You were my imaginary friend and we had some great times. But I haven\'t heard from you since I was five years old and now you show up and expect me to give you a job?$

$For those of you going off to work, today\'s forecast calls for 8 to 10 inches of paperwork...$

$I don\'t know what sort of salary you\'re offering, but on my last job I made a lot of dough!$

$Before we make a hiring decision, we\'ll be checking your Facebook page for bad behavior. We\'re looking for someone who would be fun at our office parties.$

$Please continue to hold. This call may be monitored for quality purposes. Of course, if we really cared about quality, we\'d hire more people to answer the phones.$

$I\'ll keep your resume on file, but I don\'t have much need for an information systems analyst at this time.$