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Gravity has lowered my chest, my stomach and my butt. Why hasn\'t it lowered my cholesterol?!
I don\'t approve of low-carb, high-carb, fat-free, organic, macrobiotic, vegetarian or vegan. Frankly, I don\'t approve of food.
I wouldn't mind a routine examination if my routine was the only thing you examined!
Tonight\'s program is sponsored by pills. Red pills, blue pills, green pills, purple pills! Pills, pills, and more pills! Ask your doctor if pills are right for you!
My heart is twittering, my stomach feels bloggish, and I make a googling sound when I breath! Stay off the internet and come back in a week.
Doctor, can you prescribe something to stop me from sleepwalking? No, you need the exercise!
I need something to make me feel better. Can you prescribe a Porsche?
In dog years, you would only be 7 years old. Chase some squirrels and see if it makes you feel younger.
First we insert a balloon to open up your artery. Then we add helium and a string and bring you upstairs to cheer up the sick kids.
Your doctor can only do so much. The rest is up to you. Stop getting older.
I advise nursing your children for as long as possible. Feeding a family is expensive!
The good news is, you have the heart of a teenager. The bad news is, most teenagers these days have the heart of an old man.
People are living longer than ever before. It's nature's way of helping you pay off your student loans.
You need strong medicine to relieve stress. I'm prescribing a puppy.
I must be getting old. I watch reruns of 'Baywatch' because I want to learn how to do CPR.
Your good cholesterol is fine, but your bad cholesterol is plotting to hack into your computer, empty your bank account and steal your wife.
Each serving contains 10 grams of 'OK in moderation', 5 grams of 'Not the worst thing you could eat' and 15 grams of 'It probably won't kill you'.
You told me to find an activity I enjoy. Challenging your authority is an activity I enjoy.
I looked up your symptoms on Google. If you want a second opinion, I can check Yahoo.
At your age, people get anxious about taking so many pills, but I can prescribe something for that.
My doctor told me to measure my food. The pizza parlor is 2.4 miles away, the taco hut is 3.7 miles away, the donut shop is 1.3 miles away...

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