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Misc. Medical Cartoons

Eating salmon every day is good for your cardiovascular system...especially if you get the urge to swim upstream.
It's been quite a while since you updated your organ donor card. Do you still want to leave your lips to David Cassidy?
I would like to eat healthier, but my insurance won\'t pay for salad.
Aspirin is good for your heart. If you dissolve it on your tongue, it ruins the taste of pizza.
Zinc, iron, copper, selenium, phosphorous, potassium, magnesium, kryptonite –– uh oh!
I can't afford a mechanic. Can you prescribe some kind of pill for my car?
You have a song in your heart. We need to operate to replace it with a digitally remastered version.
We're having a big meeting tomorrow to kick off our Employee Wellness Campaign. Who's in charge of bringing the soda and donuts?
Some of my medical advice may prove to be wrong in 20 years, so just ignore that part.
When you got caught in the tornado, it twirled your blood sugar into cotton candy.
I joined an Internet weight loss group. My computer lost 2 pounds.
I think today is Wednesday, but I\'ll need to run some tests to be sure.
I saw the bright light and the tunnel, but they sent me back because I haven\'t finished paying my student loans.
Your X-ray showed a broken rib, but we fixed it with Photoshop.
Either lead, follow or get out of the way –– but never try to do all three at the same time!
When you got caught in the tornado, it twirled your blood sugar into cotton candy.
The county says you\'re not allowed to throw your back out. You have to recycle it.
I had a wild and reckless youth. I ate gluten and peanuts without wearing a helmet or sunblock.
I still smoke, but I\'m careful to buy cigarettes that are gluten-free with no trans fat.
If global warming can melt millions of tons of polar ice, why can't it melt 10 pounds of body fat?
high blood pressure, high cholesterol, high blood sugar, high anxiety...getting high is no fun at my age!

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