Misc. Education - Glasbergen Cartoon Service

$It will cost $100,000 to send me to college, but I\'ll stay home for $50,000!$

$There\'s nothing about me on Google or Wikipedia, so I must not exist. If I don\'t exist, then I don\'t need to do my homework!$

$If I work hard, I\'ll get good grades. If I get good grades, I\'ll go to a top college. If I go to a top college, I\'ll get a great job. If I get a great job, I\'ll make a lot of money. If I make a lot of money, everyone will hate me. That\'s why I didn\'t do my homework.$

$Today\'s students aren\'t reading the classics anymore. I\'m rewriting War and Peace in 140 characters or less.$

$I got in trouble at school today. I got an A on my test and they said it was unfair to the kids who didn\'t study as hard.$

$Artificial intelligence is when you get a college degree, but you\'re still stupid when you graduate.$

$I won\'t be impressed by technology in the classroom until you figure out how to install Google directly in my brain.$

$Time is a great teacher. Unfortunately, it gives way too many tests and it doesn\'t grade on a curve.$

$You will be reincarnated six times. That\'s how long it will take to pay off your student loans.$