Skip to content
Glasbergen Cartoon Service
  • Today’s Cartoon
  • Glasbergen Cartoon Service
    • Biography
    • Blog
  • Buy Cartoons
  • Copyrights
  • Contact Us
  • Cartoon Search

Misc. Education

I'll probably spend my whole life following orders from somebody. Instead of college, maybe you should send me to Obedience School.
This year, I have six girls named Selfie, four boys named Twerk and twins named Hashtag and Siri.
For back-to-school supplies, I need a notebook app, a pencil app, an eraser app, a ruler app...
I'd like to return my smart phone. It's an intellectual snob!
Hundreds of years ago, Native Americans made campfires to communicate with smoke signals. That's how they invented Hotmail.
The first human was cloned in 2002. When he found out, he was beside himself.
I feel weird about attending my class reunion. There are 40 pounds of me that never went to that school!
The college of my choice is very expensive, but when you graduate, they give you a home in the suburbs, a minivan, a lovely wife, two beautiful children and a golden retriever.
As you face the future, be ever mindful of your one true purpose in life –– get those student loans paid off before you die!
Until I start getting a paycheck, these are the nicest clothes I have for a job interview.
My diploma has an expiration date. Apparently, I'm going to forget everything I learned by May, 2019.
If Allen attends a $60,000 college for 48 months and borrows $240,00 in student loans at 7.9% interest, how long will it take him to steal someone's identity and move to a foreign country?
Heads, you failed to learn. Tails, I failed to teach.
You're telling me it will take 13 years to install my education! What kind of outdated software is this school using?
Until I see evidence to the contrary, I will continue to believe that I am the center of the universe!
In the beginning, Earth was dark and lifeless. But in the 1970's, Mary Tyler Moore turned the world on with her smile.
I feel weird about attending my class reunion. There are 40 pounds of me that never went to that school!
My school holiday concert has been cancelled. Frosty the Snowman has the same name as a drug dealer, Rudolph is a victim of bullying, Jingle Bells denies global warming and White Christmas is racist.
Your brain is like a sponge that absorbs knowledge, but that's not exactly how it's done.
I\'ll probably stay in school until I get my PhD. Someday I\'d like to feel smarter than my phone.
There\'s finally room in the school budget to upgrade our classroom equipment. I\'m getting new chalk!

◄ 1 ... 3 4 5 ... 12 ►

This Week’s Cartoons

View the Cartoons of the Week Here

T-Shirts!

Online Catalog

  • Business Cartoons
  • Health and Medical Cartoons
  • Love and Marriage Cartoons
  • Family Cartoons
  • Education Cartoons
  • Lawyer Cartoons
  • Real Estate Cartoons
  • Cat Cartoons
  • Dog Cartoons
  • Animal Cartoons
  • Teen Cartoons
  • Holiday Cartoons
  • MORE CARTOON TOPICS
  • Glasbergen Cartoon Service
Copyright © 2025 Glasbergen Cartoon Service | All of the cartoons featured on this site are copyrighted material.
Any unauthorized usage is prohibited and illegal. | Site by promoteglobally.com NH