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I didn't have a Happy Halloween, a Happy Thanksgiving, a Merry Christmas or a Joyous New Year, so I'm suing the greeting card companies and next year is looking pretty good!
If at first you don't succeed, remember that everyone else is too busy hiding their own failures to notice.
You've earned a big raise...but people hate the rich and there's already enough hostility in this office.
How much of Robin Hood's money went to fund-raising expenses and campain contributions and how much actually went to the poor?
I do so give back to the community. When protestors picketed my office, I gave back an obscene gesture!
The director of corporate communications is a carrier pigeon. He's been with the company a long time.
Never send your data to the cloud on a windy day or your files could end up in the next county!
You know you've been an office assistant for too long when you ask for paper jam on your toast.
I won it for using the word paradigm more than anyone else in our industry.
We qualify for a discount on our fire insurance if we get rid of all the deadwood around here.
What's the point of being CEO if I'm not allowed to give noogies?
If you give me a raise, I can spend more money and stimulate the economy to give customers more money to spend on your producrs. Think of me a great investment!
In lieu of a bonus, I will like and share everything you post on Facebook for the next two weeks.
If you fire me, I'll un-friend you on Facebook and stop following you on Twitter!
Without love, money is worthless. That's why it is so important to have money!
There are more important things than money. More money is more important than money!
Someday I'm going to make buckets of money. I'm just waiting for somebody to give me a bucket.
This is my final offer: $125,000 a year, full stock and benefits package, my baseball card collection, and you get to punch me in the arm as hard as you can.
It's not a purse, it's a messenger bag. The message is, I have too much stuff!
Congratulations, you're being promoted from daydreamer to visionary.
We can't afford to increase the size of your income, but we're willing to inject your paycheck with steroids and see what happens.

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