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Another of your half-baked ideas, I assume.
You embezzled 5 million dollars from the pension fund, you manipulated our stock with fraudulent accounting and took a box of pens home from the office. When you steal office supplies, it sets a bad example for everyone!
While your level of experience is less than ideal, we value your fresh perspective.
To get what you want, first create a list of compelling and meaningful goals. Next, draft a dynamic plan of action, then follow through with consistent maximum effort. If that doesn't work, just cry and point.
We found someone overseas who can drink coffee and talk about sports all day for a fraction of what we\'re paying you.
I\'ve learned a lot during my years in management, but this is all I remember.
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I want you to find a bold and innovative way to do everything exactly the same way it's been done for 25 years!
We have to cut your salary by 50%. From now on, just work every other minute.
Some men are natural athletes. Others are born to make music. Criticizing you is MY special talent.
We're looking for someone who isn't afraid to fire people. You may be overqualified.
90% of the things we worry about never actually happen. So I'd like everyone to do a lot more worrying.
But how do we motivate them to attend the motivation seminar?
I'm sorry if I smell like a farm animal. My boss made me his scapegoat.
You're a good employee, Humpty, but you need to learn how to take a little criticism!
This problem requires immediate action. Hire another scapegoat!
Let's compromise –– I'll agree to raise your salary if you'll agree to talk me out of it.
The trouble is, nobody around here wants to take responsibility for anything –– but don't quote me!
You can go far in this company. I go to Hell and back every day.
Sometimes it's smooth sailing, sometimes it gets rough and stormy and sometimes you sink to the bottom with your crew. That's why it's called leaderSHIP.
Pardon me – when I suck the enthusiasm out of a new employee too quickly, I get gas!

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