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$At age 65, I\'m having my age legally changed to 22 so I can start saving for my retirement.$

$Some people are filthy rich. That\'s why the government wants to take them to the cleaners.$

$I\'m not very smart about investing. When they talk about a \'dip\' in the market, I think they mean me.$

$My husband and I don\'t live together. He lives in Spend City and I live in Frugalville.$

$Salary, stock options and bonuses are nice, but I\'d also like permission to put a tip jar on my desk.$

$If dolphins are just as smart as humans, why aren\'t we investing in underwater shopping malls and teaching them how to use credit cards?$

$On your last day of work, you get to keep all the returnable cans and bottles in the break room. That\'s our pension plan.$

$Here\'s our new retirement plan –– At age 65, we\'ll get divorced then marry other people who planned better.$

$You found a dime on the sidewalk and didn\'t invest it. Does this mean you\'ve changed your mind about retiring someday?$