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$I\'m convinced that all corporations are evil, but Bruce Wayne says free market capitalism is the only thing that can save the world.$

$Here\'s our new retirement plan –– At age 65, we\'ll get divorced then marry other people who planned better.$

$I retire on Friday and I haven\'t saved a dime. Here\'s your chance to become a legend!$

$You\'re well prepared for your retirement years. Now let\'s talk about any expenses you may incur in your eternal afterlife.$

$Stocks plummeted today to a near-record low because that\'s what stocks do sometimes.$

$When you\'re done saving for my educatin, don\'t forget to start saving for my retirement.$

$On your last day of work, you get to keep all the returnable cans and bottles in the break room. That\'s our pension plan.$

$Don\'t worry about the future. I swapped your retirement fund for 5 cords of firewood, some vegetable seeds and a brooding hen.$

$I\'m not very smart about investing. When they talk about a \'dip\' in the market, I think they mean me.$

$I was hit by a financial tidal wave and now I\'m drowning in debt. Is it too late to get flood insurance?$

$I\'m sluggish, you\'re sluggish, everyone we know is sluggish. Why shouldn\'t the economy be sluggish too?$

$Why can\'t I deposit leftovers into my IRA? I\'ll need to eat something when I retire!$

$If dolphins are just as smart as humans, why aren\'t we investing in underwater shopping malls and teaching them how to use credit cards?$