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At age 65, I\'m having my age legally changed to 22 so I can start saving for my retirement.
Some people are filthy rich. That\'s why the government wants to take them to the cleaners.
edu23, college tuition, relatives, education
Use your savings to build a time machine. You can afford to retire in 1950.
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Salary, stock options and bonuses are nice, but I\'d also like permission to put a tip jar on my desk.
I\'m not very smart about investing. When they talk about a \'dip\' in the market, I think they mean me.
My husband and I don\'t live together. He lives in Spend City and I live in Frugalville.
If you work hard and invest wisely, you can afford to turn 65 on your 80th birthday.
If dolphins are just as smart as humans, why aren\'t we investing in underwater shopping malls and teaching them how to use credit cards?
One more time – explain to me why enjoying life after I retire is more important than enjoying life now.
On your last day of work, you get to keep all the returnable cans and bottles in the break room. That\'s our pension plan.
Where is this retirement income stream I keep hearing about?
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I reviewed your investments and set you up for early retirement. On your last day of work, you can afford to leave at 4:30 instead of 5:00.
My advice, Cinderella, is pay sales tax on the pumpkin before it changes into a golden carriage.
For a healthier economy, I recommend a fitness program of high-intensity interval spending.
I have 1000 TV remote batteries, 2500 bags of potato chips and 3000 bottles of beer saved for my retirement. Do I need anything else?
You will want to get a hobby after you retire. Hunting and gathering might be good.
You found a dime on the sidewalk and didn\'t invest it. Does this mean you\'ve changed your mind about retiring someday?
The good news is, nobody will ever hate you for being rich.

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