Family Cartoons - Glasbergen Cartoon Service

$Gosh, I\'ve been so busy lately, I didn\'t even notice that I gave birth last week!$

$I\'m really hungry! How do I enlarge the font in my alphabet soup?$

$I\'m very busy this time of year, so I\'ll keep my Holiday Newsletter brief. My family is much happier and more successful than yours, so you should be very jealous. Season\'s Greetings.$

$When I\'m at home, I think about work. When I\'m at work, I think about home. When I\'m driving between work and home, I don\'t know what to think about!$

$It\'s okay if I text behind the wheel. I have an app that drives the car.$

$Fortunately, you weren\'t screwed up by a dysfunctional family. You were screwed up by a functional family.$

$I\'m a very busy woman and I don\'t have time to be pregnant for 9 months, so I laid an egg.$

$Sex is a healthy, natural activity between consenting adults who aren\'t afraid of going to Hell.$

$I\'m an expert in crisis management. I\'ve been married 25 years and raised 3 children!$

$Just to be clear, giving birth to a great idea doesn\'t qualify you for paid maternity leave.$

$aging, love, fathers, grandfathers, getting older, young, old, when I was a young man, love made the world go around. Then it was money. Now it\'s prunes.$

$If I could live my life over I wouldn\'t change a thing, especially diapers.$

$They\'re making great progress in biological engineering. How do you know money doesn\'t grow on trees?$