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We'll pay for your college, but only if you go to law school and handle our bankruptcy when you graduate.
They finally revealed the truth about Area 51. It\'s the secret place where all the missing socks go!
I chose career over family. I decided I'd rather have stretch marks on my wallet.
More and more people are committing identity theft against members of their own family...that must be why my parents call each other
Deer Dad, I hoap you have a nise Fathers Day. You are smart and funny and mom is two. Have a reely grate and speshul day tooday. PS: Thank you for sending me to collige!
The best way to remove food stains from your living room carpet? Eat in the kitchen!
I have plenty of management experience. I spent 18 years telling my parents what to do.
Adam and Eve were not ashamed of being naked until they reached middle age and that's when Gold told them to cover up.
I\'m the least popular girl in school. I only have 735 Facebook friends!
You can\'t claim each individual cell as a separate dependent. You have to claim the whole child.
I had a wild and reckless youth. I ate gluten and peanuts without wearing a helmet or sunblock.
Man kids never hear that word at home, so I added \'no\' to our vocabulary lesson.
What do we make where I work? We make excuses.
Dear Andy –– How are you? Your mother and I are fine. We both miss you and hope you are doing well. We look forward to seeing you again the next time your computer crashes and you come downstairs for something to eat. Love, Mom and Dad.
We\'re always on the go, so we don\'t need a fancy kitchen. Do you have anything with a food court?
At your age, Tommy, a boy\'s body goes through changes that are not always easy to understand.
Your mother and I have saved enough money to send you to any college you like. Would you prefer train or bus?
If you wanted a quiet kid who always behaves, you should have given birth to someone older!
It will cost $100,000 to send me to college, but I\'ll stay home for $50,000!
I found the problem. We earn money 5 days a week, but spend money 7 days a week.
At Survival Camp, I learned how to make an iPod from mud and twigs!

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