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High School / College

I gained 20 pounds my first year at college. I thought my brain was getting bigger.
Joining a fraternity was the smartset thing I ever did. I'll graduate with $50,000 in student loan debt and $100,000 worth of retunable beer bottles and cans.
I got an A+ in my Business Management class. I outsourced my term paper.
I scored an A+ on my Corporate Ethics final. I got extra credit for cheating!
I got an A on my Business Economice report. I outsourced it!
Before they sign you up for obedience classes, find out how much you'll owe in student loans.
Today at lunch I tripped and spilled my food all over the floor. Everyone in the cafeteria clapped and cheered. I became intoxicated by the sound of applause. I've decided to move to Hollywood.
It's not called plagiarism anymore. It's pre-packaged originality.
Well, Mom, I met my new roommate today. He has at least 3,827 bad habits...but after five minutes I stopped counting.
I think I found the college I want to attend. They offer a four-degree program that prepares you for life in your parents basement.
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Your mother and I need more time to save for your college education. We'd like you to go back to Kindergarten and start over.
What's the world coming to? Everyone at my class reunion had their identity stolen by some old person!
We can afford to get married soon. I'm almost halfway done with my student loan payments!
Make education a lifelong quest. Never stop learning. That is the best way to defer your student loan payments!
Economics 101 Lesson 1: Don't spend more than you earn. Lesson 2: Don't spend more than you earn...
His profile says he is a single college math professor and his age is listed as 4375 ÷
A lot of doctors and dentists help sponsor local school sports. I'm captain of the Varsity Flossing Team.

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