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I think I found the college I want to attend. They offer a four-degree program that prepares you for life in your parents basement.
Neat Document-Randy Glasbergen, P.O. Box 797, Sherburne, N.Y. 13460. Phone: 607-316-4707 E-MAIL: randy@glasbergen.com Entertainment
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Your mother and I need more time to save for your college education. We'd like you to go back to Kindergarten and start over.

What's the world coming to? Everyone at my class reunion had their identity stolen by some old person!
We can afford to get married soon. I'm almost halfway done with my student loan payments!
Make education a lifelong quest. Never stop learning. That is the best way to defer your student loan payments!

Economics 101 Lesson 1: Don't spend more than you earn. Lesson 2: Don't spend more than you earn...
His profile says he is a single college math professor and his age is listed as 4375 ÷
A lot of doctors and dentists help sponsor local school sports. I'm captain of the Varsity Flossing Team.

Neat Document-Randy Glasbergen, P.O. Box 797, Sherburne. N.Y. 13460. Phone: 607-316-4707. E-MAIL: randy@glasbergen.com Entertainment
Neat Document-Randy Glasbergen, P.O. Box 797, Sherbume, N.Y. 13460. Phone: 607-316-4707. E-MAIL: randy@glasbergen.com Entertainment
You're wasting my time with useless knowledge when I should be at work earning money for college!

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