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Pharmacists, Prescription Medicine, Medical Drugs.

Right now I take a blue pill, a purple pill, an orange pill, a white pill and a yellow pill. I need you to prescribe a green pill to complete my collection.
Ask your doctor if the embarrassing head cone is right for you.
Can you prescribed marijuana to help relieve the boredom of sitting in your waiting room?

Are you sick and tired of prescription drug advertising on TV? Ask your doctor about Advexx to relieve that sick and tired feeling!
Side effects may include hairy lungs, heart giggles, plaid eyeballs, euphoric knees, navel coughing, nostalgia about the future and loss of desire to yodel.
Your prescription is $30, but there\'s a $75 co-pay.

Healthy food is expensive. Can you write me a prescription for groceries?
When you\'re retired, you\'ll have plenty of time to do more reading...mostly prescription labels.
Take one pill as needed for stress. Throw it over your cubicle and bounce it off the head of an annoying coworker.

We\'ve run out of things to name our drugs. It\'s time to invent some new alphabet letters.
Yellowing of the skin is a side effect of your antidepressant medication.
I\'m not licensed to prescribe marijuana. Smoke two aspirin and call me in the morning.

This medication can actually improve your memory. Each capsule contains a tiny hard drive.
Take 2 capsules as needed for stress. Put one in each ear whenever your boss starts talking.
Ask your doctor about Yungzyte and feel young again! Side effects may include cooties, tantrums, boogers, growth spurts and disdain for bedtime and naps.

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