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Pharmacists, Prescription Medicine, Medical Drugs.

Tonight's program is sponsored by pills. Red pills, blue pills, green pills, purple pills! Pills, pills, and more pills! Ask your doctor if pills are right for you!
Sick and tired of all the drug commercials on TV? At last, there's a pill to relieve that sick and tired feeling...
Doctor, can you prescribe something to stop me from sleepwalking? No, you need the exercise!
I need something to make me feel better. Can you prescribe a Porsche?
You need strong medicine to relieve stress. I'm prescribing a puppy.
You're under a lot of stress. I'm prescribing ice cubes to help you chill out.
If your apartment doesn't allow pets, I can prescribe dog saliva to rub on your face when you're feeling sad.
People always feel happier when a dog licks their face, so we're developing a new antidepressant made from dog drool!
Ask your doctor if another damn pill is right for you!
In the 1930's the entire country was suffering from a great depression. Fortunately, they have pills for that now.
I have a question about my medication. Why is the couple in the commercial sitting outdoors in separate bathtubs?
It's OK if you disagree with my diagnosis. I can prescribe something to make you less disagreeable. pharmaceuticals, drugs, prescriptions, doctors
It's OK if you disagree with my diagnosis. I can prescribe something to make you less disagreeable. pharmaceuticals, drugs, prescriptions, doctors
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This prescription won't make you feel better, but it will stop your whining and make everyone else feel better., Prescription Drug Cartoons, Pharmacy Cartoons, Doctor Cartoons, Medical Cartoons.
Does your stomach sound like a baby's rattle when you walk? Ask your doctor about new Ratloff, the first pill to stop all your other pills from rattling inside you!
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