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Pharmacist

Are you suffering from the high cost of prescription drugs? Ask your doctor about MunEze, the pain reliever for your wallet.
Zinc, iron, copper, selenium, phosphorous, potassium, magnesium, kryptonite –– uh oh!
I can't afford a mechanic. Can you prescribe some kind of pill for my car?
Coming in for your prescription and buying a ton of other stuff you really don't need...that's one of the side effects.
I found an appetite suppressant that actually works. It's called FOOD!
For fast relief from stress, depression and anxiety, four out of five doctors recommend money!
Laughter is the best medicine. That's why I'm prescribing marijuana.
Gravity has lowered my chest, my stomach and my butt. Why hasn't it lowered my cholesterol?!
Tonight's program is sponsored by pills. Red pills, blue pills, green pills, purple pills! Pills, pills, and more pills! Ask your doctor if pills are right for you!
Take a a few capsules each morning before you weigh yourself. They're filled with helium.
Sick and tired of all the drug commercials on TV? At last, there's a pill to relieve that sick and tired feeling...
Doctor, can you prescribe something to stop me from sleepwalking? No, you need the exercise!
I need something to make me feel better. Can you prescribe a Porsche?
You need strong medicine to relieve stress. I'm prescribing a puppy.
At your age, people get anxious about taking so many pills, but I can prescribe something for that.
You're under a lot of stress. I'm prescribing ice cubes to help you chill out.
If your apartment doesn't allow pets, I can prescribe dog saliva to rub on your face when you're feeling sad.
Did you smoke any marijuana today? Your cholesterol is high.
This prescription doesn\'t cure anything, but it has fewer side effects than other drugs.
People always feel happier when a dog licks their face, so we're developing a new antidepressant made from dog drool!
I'm prescribing a diet patch to repair the leak in your willpower. doctor, prescriptions, drugs, dieting, weight loss, health,fitness, medical

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