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Pharmacist

It's not easy to quit smoking, but we've had good results with the whole-body nicotine patch.
The band sounded great for their age, but I got a contact high sitting next to a guy smoking Metamucil.
Catnip was more fun when I thought it was illegal.
Take one pill as needed for stress. Throw it over your cubicle and bounce it off the head of an annoying coworker.
It's made from snakes and snails and puppy dog tails. You rub it on your armpit and it gives you more testosterone.
On one hand, I'm troubled that one of my employees is using medical marijuana. On the other hand, it's nice that someone is actually laughing at my jokes.
We've run out of things to name our drugs. It's time to invent some new alphabet letters.
Care for some freshly-ground antidepressants in your coffee?
Hormone replacement therapy will make you feel much better. I'm replacing your hormones with rainbows, sunshine and glitter.
Hormone replacement therapy will make you feel much better. I'm replacing your hormones with rainbows, sunshine and glitter.
Yellowing of the skin is a side effect of your antidepressant medication.
I'm not licensed to prescribe marijuana. Smoke two aspirin and call me in the morning.
I'm prescribing some yellow pills because you've reached your insurance limit for blue, green, orange, white and pink pills.
This medication can actually improve your memory. Each capsule contains a tiny hard drive.
We found a bunch of these clogging your arteries. They're cholesterol pills.
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Take 2 capsules as needed for stress. Put one in each ear whenever your boss starts talking.
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Is there a pill I can take to feel better about all the pills I take?
Yes, garlic and herbs can improve your cholesterol...but not garlic and herb potato chips.
You need to keep your toys out of the kitchen. Today at work, I tested positive for catnip.

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