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Right now I take a blue pill, a purple pill, an orange pill, a white pill and a yellow pill. I need you to prescribe a green pill to complete my collection.
Can you prescribed marijuana to help relieve the boredom of sitting in your waiting room?

Neat Document-Randy Glasbergen, P.O. Box 797, Sherbume, N.Y. 13460. Phone: 607-316-4707. E-MAIL: randy@glasbergen.com Sports
Are you sick and tired of prescription drug advertising on TV? Ask your doctor about Advexx to relieve that sick and tired feeling!
Side effects may include hairy lungs, heart giggles, plaid eyeballs, euphoric knees, navel coughing, nostalgia about the future and loss of desire to yodel.

Your prescription is $30, but there's a $75 co-pay.
Healthy food is expensive. Can you write me a prescription for groceries?
I need something to relieve my stress. Can you prescribe some money?

I'm writing you a prescription: Be happy and feel great 3 times a day.
While you were napping at your desk, we drained all of your blood and replaced it with coffee.
When you're retired, you'll have plenty of time to do more reading...mostly prescription labels.

He must have a lot of money. He uses a motivational speaker instead of Viagra.
These pills will help you perform better in bed. Put one in each ear whenever your wife starts complaining about your technique.
There's a thin person inside me, screaming to get out. Can you prescribe something to sedate her so I can hear my TV programs?

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