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Pharmacist

I've been taking this medication for 45 years and the side effects turned me into an old man!
Your media levels are low. I'm prescribing faster Internet, upgraded cable, satellite radio, and a smartphone with YouTube, Pandora, Facebook, Hulu and Netflix.
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Right now I take a blue pill, a purple pill, an orange pill, a white pill and a yellow pill. I need you to prescribe a green pill to complete my collection.
Can you prescribed marijuana to help relieve the boredom of sitting in your waiting room?

Neat Document-Randy Glasbergen, P.O. Box 797, Sherbume, N.Y. 13460. Phone: 607-316-4707. E-MAIL: randy@glasbergen.com Sports
Are you sick and tired of prescription drug advertising on TV? Ask your doctor about Advexx to relieve that sick and tired feeling!
Side effects may include hairy lungs, heart giggles, plaid eyeballs, euphoric knees, navel coughing, nostalgia about the future and loss of desire to yodel.

Your prescription is $30, but there's a $75 co-pay.
Healthy food is expensive. Can you write me a prescription for groceries?
I need something to relieve my stress. Can you prescribe some money?

I'm writing you a prescription: Be happy and feel great 3 times a day.
While you were napping at your desk, we drained all of your blood and replaced it with coffee.
When you're retired, you'll have plenty of time to do more reading...mostly prescription labels.

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In my office we celebrate innovation, we celebrate individuality, we celebrate excellence, and we celebrate idealism. Any excuse to party! Take one pill as needed for stress. Throw it over your cubicle and bounce it off the head of an annoying coworker. Cholesterol is a good thing. It helps your arteries from collapsing when you've got the weight of the world coming down on you! They found out what's wrong with my computer.The spell-checker is suffering from exhaustion." Technology Care for some freshly-ground antidepressants in your coffee? I'll probably spend my whole life following orders from somebody. Instead of college, maybe you should send me to Obedience School. We sat in a circle, we had a story, we sang some dopey songs. Is any of this going to look good on a resume?

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