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Pharmacist

Be sure to take this drug exactly as directed: tilt your head to the right
The gum reduces your craving for cigarettes, and the patch reduces yuor craving for the gum, and the lozenges reduces your craving for the patch, and the gum reduces your craving for the lozenges...
I've been taking this medication for 45 years and the side effects turned me into an old man!

Your media levels are low. I'm prescribing faster Internet, upgraded cable, satellite radio, and a smartphone with YouTube, Pandora, Facebook, Hulu and Netflix.
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Right now I take a blue pill, a purple pill, an orange pill, a white pill and a yellow pill. I need you to prescribe a green pill to complete my collection.
Can you prescribed marijuana to help relieve the boredom of sitting in your waiting room?
Neat Document-Randy Glasbergen, P.O. Box 797, Sherbume, N.Y. 13460. Phone: 607-316-4707. E-MAIL: randy@glasbergen.com Sports

Are you sick and tired of prescription drug advertising on TV? Ask your doctor about Advexx to relieve that sick and tired feeling!
Side effects may include hairy lungs, heart giggles, plaid eyeballs, euphoric knees, navel coughing, nostalgia about the future and loss of desire to yodel.
Your prescription is $30, but there's a $75 co-pay.

Healthy food is expensive. Can you write me a prescription for groceries?
I need something to relieve my stress. Can you prescribe some money?
I'm writing you a prescription: Be happy and feel great 3 times a day.

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