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You have to learn about thousands of diseases, but I only have to focus on fixing what's wrong with ME! Now which one of us do you think is the expert?
Good news – your insurance company says you're feeling much better!
Yes, garlic and herbs can improve your cholesterol...but not garlic and herb potato chips.
The insurance company will pay for my transplant, but only if the doctor uses an artichoke heart.
I would like to eat healthier, but my insurance won't pay for salad.
I can't afford a mechanic. Can you prescribe some kind of pill for my car?
I'm sorry, Mr. Dumpty, but gravity is a pre-existing condition.
I respect that you're a vegetarian, but I can't authorize using an artichoke heart for your transplant.
You're suffering from a serious medical condition called 'lousy insurance'.
The good news is, you have the heart of a teenager. The bad news is, most teenagers these days have the heart of an old man.
I\'m looking over the agenda for our Wellness Workshop. You forgot to schedule cigarette breaks!
This prescription doesn\'t cure anything, but it has fewer side effects than other drugs.
Doctor and physician are outdated terms. I'm your biological tech support specialist.
According to our records, you had the same illness 200 years ago in a previous life. That qualifies as a pre-existing condition, health insurance, insurance claims, medical, healthcare.
You\'re suffering from a serious medical condition called \'lousy insurance\'.
According to the computer, you need to back up your kidneys, defragment your liver and reboot your heart.
And now here\'s Floyd the frog with a friendly reminder from your massage thereapist...rubbit.
doctor, medical, surgery, Your health insurance has limited surgical coverage, but you\'d be amazed at what I can do with nail clipers and duct tape.
Cardiology, heart, cardiologist, doctors, Heads, you get a quadruple bypass. Tails, you take a baby aspirin.
Cartoons about diabetes, diabetic, medical cartoons, doctor cartoons, obesity, weight gain, Diabetes has increased dramatically over the past 20 years. That proves that diabetes is caused by global warming!
I have a question about my medication. Why is the couple in the commercial sitting outdoors in separate bathtubs?

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