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Neat Document-Randy Glasbergen, P.O. Box 797, Sherburne, N.Y. 13460. Phone: 607-316-4707. E-MAIL: randy@glasbergen.COm Entertainment
The county says you're not allowed to throw your back out. You have to recycle it.
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We don't offer dental in our healthcare plan. Nobody around here does much smiling.
Our hospital has the very best technology. I'll be using GPS to locate your appendix.
Are you sick and tired of prescription drug advertising on TV? Ask your doctor about Advexx to relieve that sick and tired feeling!
You are a very, very sick man. Ask your family to pray for your insurance company.
Side effects may include hairy lungs, heart giggles, plaid eyeballs, euphoric knees, navel coughing, nostalgia about the future and loss of desire to yodel.
Your prescription is $30, but there's a $75 co-pay.
Healthy food is expensive. Can you write me a prescription for groceries?
Who picked 'I've Got You Under My Skin' to be our on-hold music?
I could be a healthy person if you'd stop finding things wrong with me!
I'll need to run some tests to be sure, but I'm guessing you dislocated your shoulder.
Our new healthcare plan makes us pay for a lot of coverage we don't need: heebie-jeebies, hissy fits, conniptions, boogie fever, achy breaky heart, a bad case of the Mondays....
Once a week, we make the coffee with chicken soup instead of water. That's our healthcare plan.
My daughter wants everything she sees advertised on TV. Yesterday she asked me to buy her a yeast infection.
You're in excellent health. I'll need to run some tests until I find something wrong with you.
I'm prescribing some yellow pills because you've reached your insurance limit for blue, green, orange, white and pink pills.
We've done everything we can do, Mr. Johnson. Unfortunately, there is no cure for bad insurance.
I'm recommending quadruple bypass surgery. Your insurance company is recommending you take an aspirin every day with your cheeseburgers and pizza.
We can get a discount on our health insurance if we list Google as our primary care physician.

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