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Fitness and Exercise

I'm the workout Fairy. I'm here to tighten your abs!
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I believe in preventative medicine. I'll take any medicine that prevents me from having to exercise!

I've started a new strength training program. I bought the 40-ounce bag of potato chips instead of the 20-ounce bag.
Dinaosaurs were always chasing each other. If running is so good for you, how come they're all extinct?
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My fitness watch counts my steps, calories, heart beats, reps and excuses.
Resistance training is just as important as cardio. Train yourself to resist chocolate, pastries, fried foods, beer, pizza.....
Every day at work, I swim with the sharks, run with the wolves and fly with the eagles –– but I'm still 30 pounds overweight!?

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