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Fitness and Exercise

I've got to do some serious kissing up to get my promotion. Do you have a lip machine?
Fitness Experts say your muscles need plenty of rest between workouts. Your last workout was 17 years ago.
I'm the workout Fairy. I'm here to tighten your abs!

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I believe in preventative medicine. I'll take any medicine that prevents me from having to exercise!
I've started a new strength training program. I bought the 40-ounce bag of potato chips instead of the 20-ounce bag.

Dinaosaurs were always chasing each other. If running is so good for you, how come they're all extinct?
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My fitness watch counts my steps, calories, heart beats, reps and excuses.

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This Week’s Cartoons

In my office we celebrate innovation, we celebrate individuality, we celebrate excellence, and we celebrate idealism. Any excuse to party! Take one pill as needed for stress. Throw it over your cubicle and bounce it off the head of an annoying coworker. Cholesterol is a good thing. It helps your arteries from collapsing when you've got the weight of the world coming down on you! They found out what's wrong with my computer.The spell-checker is suffering from exhaustion." Technology Care for some freshly-ground antidepressants in your coffee? I'll probably spend my whole life following orders from somebody. Instead of college, maybe you should send me to Obedience School. We sat in a circle, we had a story, we sang some dopey songs. Is any of this going to look good on a resume?

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