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Doctors

The doctor will be in shortly to type on the computer and update your chart. If he has time, he will ask how you're feeling and take a look at your rash.
Your new pacemaker comes with Pandora so you can always have a song in your heart.
Can you prescribed marijuana to help relieve the boredom of sitting in your waiting room?
Please don't pray for healing. If it works, your insurance won't know who to reimburse and it messes up our accounting system.
Everyone knows food is bad for you, but I don't know what else to eat!
I already diagnosed myself on the Internet. I'm only here for a second opinion.
Neat Document-Randy Glasbergen, P.O. Box 797, Sherbume, N.Y. 13460. Phone: 607-316-4707. E-MAIL: randy@glasbergen.com Sports
Have a stuffy nose? Lose some weight. Sore finger? Lose some weight. Chapped lips? Lose some weight. That's pretty much my cure for everything.
Our hospital has the very best technology. I'll be using GPS to locate your appendix.
Side effects may include hairy lungs, heart giggles, plaid eyeballs, euphoric knees, navel coughing, nostalgia about the future and loss of desire to yodel.
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You don't make patients feel guilty about cancer. You don't make patients feel guilty about Parkinson's. You don't make patients feel guilty about Alzheimer's. Why are you making me feel guilty about diabetes?
I need something to relieve my stress. Can you prescribe some money?
I'll need to run some tests to be sure, but I'm guessing you dislocated your shoulder.
These pills will help you perform better in bed. Put one in each ear whenever your wife starts complaining about your technique.
It's made from snakes and snails and puppy dog tails. You rub it on your armpit and it gives you more testosterone.
You have a rare condition called 'good health'. Frankly, I'm not sure how to treat it.
It's easy to tell the difference between good cholesterol and bad cholesterol. Bad cholesterol has an evil laugh.
You're in excellent health. I'll need to run some tests until I find something wrong with you.
I'm not licensed to prescribe marijuana. Smoke two aspirin and call me in the morning.
The tests show you're not losing your memory. Are you doing anything worth remembering?

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