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Doctors

We can't find anything wrong with you, so we're going to treat you for Symptom Deficit Disorder.
Your new hip and knee replacements come with a remote control app for Tap, Waltz, Foxtrot, Cha-cha, Jitterbug, Texas Two Step, Irish Folk Dance and Disco.
You are a type 8 diabetic. That's a type 2 with 4 times more excuses than the average patient.
Your chart says you were conceived in a lab from a frozen egg and sperm...
Your new hip and knee replacements come with a remote control app for Tap, Waltz, Foxtrot, Cha-cha, Jitterbug, Texas Two Step, Irish Folk Dance and Disco.
Oh yes, I see the problem - you have a flat wooden stick growing out of your tongue!
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When your cold heart crosses with your hot temper creates a storm front and severe weather conditions.
Have a stuffy nose? Lose some weight. Sore finger? Lose some weight. Chapped lips? Lose some weight. That's pretty much my cure for everything.
You can still enjoy a cocktail before dinner. Have you ever tried a fish oil martini?
I'm the doctor who brings the cards. I'm a cardiologist.
Two hours in our waiting room with a bunch of coughing people and screaming children. That was your stress test.
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The quickest way to lose your belly? Disguise it as airline luggage.
I recommend hip replacement surgery for older men who aren't as hip as they used to be.
I'm afraid that surgery is the only option. Some of your freckle patterns are politically incorrect.
I'm ordering a transfusion. We'll replace your B-negative blood with B-positive and see if that improves your mood.

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