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Doctors

You have Jethro Tull Syndrome. Too old to rock and roll, too young to die.
My bones are getting softer, but my arteries are getting harder, so it balances out!
We've made a major breakthrough. We've developed an artificial heart that runs on cholesterol!

At first I thought it was trickle down economics, but now I think it might be a weak bladder.
We can't find anything wrong with you, so we're going to treat you for Symptom Deficit Disorder.
Your new hip and knee replacements come with a remote control app for Tap, Waltz, Foxtrot, Cha-cha, Jitterbug, Texas Two Step, Irish Folk Dance and Disco.

You are a type 8 diabetic. That's a type 2 with 4 times more excuses than the average patient.
Your chart says you were conceived in a lab from a frozen egg and sperm...
Your new hip and knee replacements come with a remote control app for Tap, Waltz, Foxtrot, Cha-cha, Jitterbug, Texas Two Step, Irish Folk Dance and Disco.

Oh yes, I see the problem - you have a flat wooden stick growing out of your tongue!
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When your cold heart crosses with your hot temper creates a storm front and severe weather conditions.

Have a stuffy nose? Lose some weight. Sore finger? Lose some weight. Chapped lips? Lose some weight. That's pretty much my cure for everything.
You can still enjoy a cocktail before dinner. Have you ever tried a fish oil martini?
I'm the doctor who brings the cards. I'm a cardiologist.

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